Why are so many of you in these horrific situations...

[HE IS SO TIRED OF ALL THESE EXPLOSIONS AND BIG EVIL GODS AND PLAGUES AND WHATNOT my god.]

But if that's the case, I can just have him stay with me, if need be. We'll have to dodge the Mathis that I know, but it shouldn't be too difficult... [HELP THOUGH.] Why do so many people here have prior engagements with cults?