[ like all academia, wizard school is most definitely a bacchanal of epic proportions, because there's got to be something to do between all the research. anyway, astarion, sweetie, he was fucking a goddess on the regular. it was at least a little scandalous. ]

I don't know what you think young people practically locked in a tower together for months at a time get up to, but it isn't all book clubs and lanceboard tournaments.

[ well, whatever. pulling the hat off, coming over to plonk that on astarion's head. ]

Say-- can see yourself in a mirror?