PC: ASTARION

[alldoomnogloom]

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w3, wednesday

[haematocritical]

[ rudely puts this here without asking. rng says the academy library, and concerningly astarion still has debate cards. ]

Who would win in a fight: a duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck?

[ it's important. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

[ yes, still in the library. does gale leave it? concerning. ]

Would win? I'd put my money on the duck, both in size and bloodlust.

[haematocritical]

[ he must leave it at some point he has to eat.




is he eating. ]

The duck would be vicious, but imagine a smaller duck sized horse constantly charging at you. With hooves.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ he is eating!!!!! he made all that food yesterday. ]

I suppose, but it could only truly reach your knees at most. The horse-sized duck on the other hand - the wingspan alone enough to dwarf Dame Aylin.

[haematocritical]

[ is he eating today??? gale you can't live on book fumes alone. ]

I do think Aylin would still win in that particular battle. She might struggle to hit the duck sized horse though, I imagine it's very fast.

[ aylin is now summonable in this battle for duck horse horse duck supremacy. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

You sound very distinctly afraid of this duck-sized horse, Astarion.

[ IS THIS HIS NIGHTMARE. ]

I take it you enjoyed the debates?

[haematocritical]

Isn’t the whole point of debating whether or a horse-sized duck or a duck-sized horse to really consider both size of which would be best at trampling you? I think I’m doing very well.

[ yeah he wakes up frequently at night and if it’s not because of cazador it’s always because of duck-sized horses 😔 ]

I’m not sure I’ll be rushing to start a debate team, but it was fine. I do have some experience listening to people argue back and forth after all.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ me too astarion, me too. ]

Experience listening? You love to argue. Don't pretend that you do not.

[haematocritical]

I love to argue, but I did have to listen in my old job. [ sometimes ]

[alldoomnogloom]

Your old job?

[haematocritical]

I was a magistrate, before -- [ gestures at himself ] all this happened.

[alldoomnogloom]

Huh.

[ like that sort of white man "huh" like gosh. he would not have guessed astarion went to LAW SCHOOL. ]

Did you enjoy that job ... ? I have to be honest, I wouldn't have envisioned it for you.

[haematocritical]

[ someone out there like of course he was a fucking lawyer and i was like no... he's too stupid for this..... ]

Well, it got me nearly murdered and turned into a vampire spawn so my opinions on it have soured somewhat in the past two hundred years. [ wow. just bring the tone down, astarion. ]