[ leading him towards ... one of those booths where you throw the darts at balloons. all the potential in the world to lose an eye! astarion might like it? ]
They have these sorts of fairs all the time in Waterdeep - food stalls and carnival games and such, vendors hawking their wares, various substances to be imbibed.
[ we rewrite the week so they’re found dead on the boardwalk from carnival games on monday. ]
The closest I remember was one in Baldur’s Gate that… I wouldn’t necessarily recommend going to. Especially with someone from the Absolute in their ranks.
Seems as though the opportunity to eat too much and lose at overpriced games is a universal one. [ he is squinting at the booth now, checking out the targets and how difficult it would be to pop these balloons in the first place. ]
Oh good! A miserable time shared is a miserable time halved.
[ he will take the dart. ]
Laudna has offered her services, if we ever find ourselves in a situation where we have to gather dismembered body parts again in the future. Rather nice of her.
[ DICE MAIDEN GAVE ME A 14!!! he throws and hits one of the balloons off centre of the bullseye. ]
[ laudna LOVES loose clown parts, spread the news. he gives a polite little golf clap, takes his own dart and then /fart noise gets a 9. it thunks into the cork without hitting SHIT. ]
If she wants to handle dead clown torsos she is more than welcome to do so in my stead. In fact, I practically insist she does so.
[ clown gore clore.
hm. well.
(sad trombone). dice maiden apparently thinks this is hilarious because i just got a 19, so astarion's next turn just nails it slightly off centre, popping the balloon in front of god, everyone and gale's cork'd dart. ]
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What a surprise.
[ MISTER SMUG SMUGFACE. ]
Hmmm. Something with aim would probably do. Popping or hitting something from a distance?
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They have these sorts of fairs all the time in Waterdeep - food stalls and carnival games and such, vendors hawking their wares, various substances to be imbibed.
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The closest I remember was one in Baldur’s Gate that… I wouldn’t necessarily recommend going to. Especially with someone from the Absolute in their ranks.
Seems as though the opportunity to eat too much and lose at overpriced games is a universal one. [ he is squinting at the booth now, checking out the targets and how difficult it would be to pop these balloons in the first place. ]
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Yes I heard about the clown.
[ offering him a dart? ]
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[ he will take the dart. ]
Laudna has offered her services, if we ever find ourselves in a situation where we have to gather dismembered body parts again in the future. Rather nice of her.
[ DICE MAIDEN GAVE ME A 14!!! he throws and hits one of the balloons off centre of the bullseye. ]
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[ laudna LOVES loose clown parts, spread the news. he gives a polite little golf clap, takes his own dart and then /fart noise gets a 9. it thunks into the cork without hitting SHIT. ]
Ah ...
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[ clown gore clore.
hm. well.
(sad trombone). dice maiden apparently thinks this is hilarious because i just got a 19, so astarion's next turn just nails it slightly off centre, popping the balloon in front of god, everyone and gale's cork'd dart. ]
Oh that's more like it.