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[alldoomnogloom]

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[alldoomnogloom]

[ yeah they aren't getting very far like this. gale has to take a break to catch his breath he's dying. ]

If you say so ...

[haematocritical]

I did say so.

[ they are both dying. this is how we see the gy. ]

[ablazement]

[deadweights on astarion]

[haematocritical]

[ just falls to the ground and takes karlach with him ]

[ablazement]

[critical damage]

[alldoomnogloom]

[ goodbye astarion it was nice knowing you. ]

Perhaps we should simply stay here, on the ground. The ground seems perfectly nice. I was both bitten and licked today.

[ablazement]

I only got bit once. By a guy I've spoken to once ever. Does that mean something?

[idly. and then:] Wait, fuck. Gale, give me your hand.

[haematocritical]

[ he’s annoyingly crawling out from under karlach. hoping she goes flying into gale. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

[ update hes been bitten twice now ]

Are you going to pull me to the ground?

[ but offering a hand. ]

[ablazement]

No!

[offended

anyway make that three times. bites his hand. enjoy the shark teeth.]

[haematocritical]

I will though.

[ makes an attempt. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

[ he is so distracted by being BITTEN COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED that he does just. go to the ground. the meatballs scatter. ]

Ah ...

[haematocritical]

[ ALLI NOT THE MEATBALLS :meowno:




watches them just roll around i guess. ]

Hmmmmm.

[alldoomnogloom]

We should have headed to the library. It's peaceful there. No one bites you.

[ablazement]

Oh, the meatballs!

[ASTARION HOW COULD YOU]

[haematocritical]

[ he didn’t think gale wasn’t holding his precious cargo that loosely!!! ]

[alldoomnogloom]

I need those for spellcasting.

[ablazement]

[stops biting]

I wasn't going to bite your fingers off or anything!

[haematocritical]

[ wait. ]

Who bit you?

[ablazement]

Caelus? Nice guy, but he bit my leg like a dog.

[haematocritical]

Oh.

[ hmm. ]

I think he was rather bite happy today.

[ablazement]

Astarion, do you think I'm pretty enough to bite? [:PLEADING:]

[haematocritical]

… Are you asking me to bite you?

[ablazement]

I already did like weeks ago. [tbf] But also yeah. Sure.

[she likes being included]

[alldoomnogloom]

While I don't believe attractiveness is a factor in the bite rule as much as it specifies proximity, of course you are pretty, Karlach.