PC: ASTARION

[alldoomnogloom]

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[haematocritical]

I don't know, if having two means they cancel each other out without losing the benefits maybe I have room for one more.

[ do not. ]

I think we'd notice if we were teleported. I notice when I Misty Step? [ he's not totally oblivious. ] ... Why? The area's vague enough we could be anywhere.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ very flatly: ] They don't.

[ nodding. ]

Yes, exactly. Teleportation of an resisting creature involves a battle of Wills, so to speak. Their mind against yours, and the displacement through space is often a struggle. Whatever has brought us here is incredibly powerful. As for not being in Faerun, I have to say that's only my gut instinct, but one well supported by the evidence we have. For example, I can't feel the touch of the Weave in the slightest - an unusual feeling, even compared to the effects of something such as the Sussur Bloom.

[haematocritical]

[ just stares at him. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

[ SIGHS. ]

I have no magic, and that is very odd.

[haematocritical]

[ thank you. ]

So, not Sussur Blooms, but something like it. If this is a kidnapping, that's an annoyingly smart thing for them to do.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ there we go ]

Quite so. Though the question remains what they want with us at the end of the day. I suppose the only way to find out is to wait until something makes an appearance.

[haematocritical]

It's never anything good.

[ like. c'mon.

the cult robes. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

One never knows, Astarion. This time it could be a a surprise birthday party amongst the graves and leeches.

[haematocritical]

Oh goody. It's been such a long time.

[ y'know. with the dying thing. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

Not big on keeping track?

[ you can be dead and still like a birthday, damn ]

At least with the Profiles you have an exact number now, if you had forgotten. I did meet another undead woman who was quite surprised to find the years had passed quicker than she believed.

[haematocritical]

[ his mouth twists slightly. ]

Yes, well. Time flies when you don't have a limited amount of it anymore.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ he makes a bit of an odd face himself, but then smiles right on through it. it's fine. then he taps his chest, putting on a joking tone. ]

I suppose I wouldn't know.

[haematocritical]

[ tilts his head. ]

I was fairly sure we were past all that. Talked you out of it after all the mess at Moonrise.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ it's his turn to look pretty damn baffled, now. ]

I'm sorry, I'm really not sure I understand ... ?

[haematocritical]

[ tilts his head. ]

Well, for now I suppose. It's still there.

[alldoomnogloom]

You mean-- Moonrise itself?

[haematocritical]

...

Unless Halsin's little two-pronged nature friend did something to the tower, as far as I care to remember it's still standing.

[alldoomnogloom]

I actually quite hope Thaniel and Halsin were as far away from the tower as possible at the moment I remember. But as far as I'm aware, no, they did nothing to it.

Alright then. Perhaps just a misunderstanding.

[haematocritical]

[ the slow, dawning understanding you blasted his ass with the orb. i see. ]

I'm not entirely sure what there is misunderstand about everything that happened at the tower, but fine.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ hm? ]

Fine.

[haematocritical]

[ i don't know what i expected, really. ]

It's clearly not.

[alldoomnogloom]

You are standing here alive and well, as am I, so for the moment at least, it is?

[ i mean ... ]

[haematocritical]

I’m not sure I would call kidnapped by weirdo cultists “well”.

[ gazes. ]

Still, if these— [ he taps his temple ] aren’t kicking up a fuss, I suppose the Elder Brain doing its nut and overriding the Emperor’s protection isn’t on our list of things to worry ourselves into an untimely ulcer over.

[alldoomnogloom]

... It is a step above being Netherese vapor, I think.

[ just saying. anyway. he scratches at his temple for a moment, like the reminder about the tadpole has made him feel like. itchy. aware of it. ]

I've felt no shifting of my internal organs or eruption of tentacles as of yet, so I think we have to simply believe that they are currently on hold. Still. Perhaps time here is at a standstill? There is certainly something odd going on there.

I suppose speaking of biological problems to be solved, do we need to solve any issue with your ... [ hand waggle. ] dietary needs? As I've said before, I really have no issue with providing assistance, however I do still contain the Orb and thus as such, have to simply assume it is still affecting my blood.

[haematocritical]

[ ... well.


pause on the blood sucking and lack of tentacles for a moment. ]

What are you talking about?